I Hate…
January 28, 2011
i’m in a real peach of a mood today. it blew in from nowhere and i was all sorts of weird. irrational, chaotic, overly sensitive, agitated… just basically full of piss and vinegar. normally, i would try to swallow it, hide it away, suppress it. but not tonight. i’m going to indulge it. the same way i just indulged in cheese fries and a soda. (take THAT, low carb healthy diet!). so without further ado…
1. I hate when a woman refers to her husband as her “hubby.”
2. I hate the framed 3D sonogram my coworker has on her desk of her unborn child.
3. I hate children in the workplace.
4. I hate being pushed for answers.
5. I hate my neighbor for allowing his gigantic Rottweilers to sit in outside and bark from 6am to God knows when.
6. I hate being told I should drink tea. I hate tea. I’m not going to drink it. It’s pretty cut and dried.
7. I hate when someone says “for all intents and purposes.” It’s nails on a fucking chalkboard.
8. I hate when people think I don’t know what I’m talking about when it comes to my job.
9. I hate females who perpetuate stereotypes of women being insecure about appearances.
10. I hate everything.
