A Quick Note

January 28, 2011

Dear Victoria’s Secret,

While I truly do appreciate your efforts to make every single woman have tits up to their chins and cleavage that would leave any 16 year old boy running for the nearest bathroom, I really think that you are overdoing it with swimsuits. I’m a fucking 36D for God’s sake. Do I REALLY need foam cutlets inserted into my bathing suit tops? I want to get a fucking sun tan and maybe go for a swim, not audition for Busty Sluts 7.

Lovingly Yours,

Me.

 

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